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Monday, July 27, 2009
happy 21st birthday to me! OK i am officially legal to do anything i want now. but that aside theres money constraint and personality constraint so i am pretty much still the same! eff! after being on earth for 21 years I've come to face it that the F word is a very common word and i shouldn't ostracize it. from today onwards i shall use it.. sparingly as quoted by rjay. he says it is use to emphasize certain things like omg this is effing good. but because i hardly curse or swear or never at all.. i shall adapt to the F word slowly so in the mean time it will be the EFF word or fug so that the pronounciation is there. because i am still trying to get use to it.. damn! why the sudden change in perspective? because the EFFING tutor for strategic management kept using the EFF word throughout the entire tute like for 1 hour. ok maybe this odd perspective will revert back to normal tomorrow but today it shall be as it is. my new acceptance for the bad word. damn i think i am retarded. i am bored spare me the cynical remarks! on the lighter note since i am effing alone here in perth i decided i should celebrate my birthday on christmas! HENCEFORTH from today onwards whenever i am away in perth during my birthday.. my birthday shall be on the 25th December same as santa clause! Labels: birthday, random crap, rants eyes sparkled at 9:53 PM Saturday, May 30, 2009
have we changed or did the surroundings change. i often wonder what's changing. but oh well. we never realise that we've changed. exams are around the corner. and all i can think about is "i am hungry!" having constant headaches when i wake up is not helping much either. great. i need to stop procrastinating and WORK HARD. i need to clear my mess and charge ahead! jia you to me!! i need heaps of luck =) Labels: random crap, rants eyes sparkled at 10:47 AM Thursday, September 11, 2008
i need some motivation! EXAMS is on SAT and i cant FOCUS. dont bother about what i type. i am gonna do some self motivation.
ok i am applying motivational skills from my organisational behaviour module.i know i sound spastic but oh well i need motivation!! till then seeya all!! Labels: perth, random crap, stress, UWA eyes sparkled at 9:43 PM Tuesday, September 09, 2008
9sept - management class test 13sept- financial accounting exam ( i am in such deep shit!!) 6oct-organisational behaviour essay(2000words)due 10oct- financial accounting proj due AND macro essay (1000words) due. 28oct-management class test wee one more down and now its the scary FA paper!! gosh.. the boyfriend is in thailand. i am tired. i want to whine. i dont have the drive to study! i must mug hard! super duper hard! i need all the luck in the world! ohh and i got HIGH DISTINCTION for my FA tutorial participation weee! i am a happy kid! GELATO CHOC ice cream this sat!! weee !!
*hints berlala!!* Labels: perth, random crap, UWA eyes sparkled at 9:03 PM Tuesday, July 01, 2008
ok i must blog something interesting about life today. but as everyone knows my life is boring and perhaps yours is too..
so here are the interesting ones.     Labels: life, random crap eyes sparkled at 10:54 PM Sunday, April 20, 2008
Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour. Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.' After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?' 'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies. 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?' Moral of the story: If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable exposure. Lesson 2: A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?' The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.' Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.' Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity. Lesson 3: A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.' 'Me first! Me first!' says the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.' Puff! She's gone. 'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.' Puff! He's gone. 'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.' Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say. Lesson 4 An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing. A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?' The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.' So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up. Lesson 5 A turkey was chatting with a bull. 'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.' 'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.' The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree. He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree. Moral of the story: Bull Sh * t might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there.. Lesson 6 A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him. Morals of the story: (1) Not everyone who sh*ts o n you is your enemy. (2) Not everyone who gets you out of sh* t is your friend. (3) And when you're in deep sh* t, it's best to keep your mouth shut! THUS ENDS THE FIVE MINUTE MANAGEMENT COURSE Labels: random crap eyes sparkled at 1:59 PM Wednesday, November 28, 2007
bern dun wanna care me! i m sad! today the class had lunch together like finally! i got stomachache bern call me not to hit her fats! she dun wan to care me! ber says she wanna buy Motorola V8 she dun wanna care me!!!! ken2 is busy doing work.. she says:" its nt in the database leh" ber says she is "guai guai de(wierd wierd one)" feli: nea ha ha ha ha.. bern: "snigger" "snigger" feli stop denying it.. YOU DID LAUGH LIKE THAT! *STOMACH ACHEEEE" Labels: random crap eyes sparkled at 12:53 PM Tuesday, November 06, 2007
Feli: I WAN PSP! Ken2: Go buy lor but make sure you must play...!! Ber: YA LOR!!! or else waste money... Feli: But my mama dun allow.. later meimei play Ken2: Huh thn how??? Dun buy? Feli: But i wan PSP!!!!! Ken2: HMM Eve: Thn go buy lor.. dun tell ur mama.. Ber: I WAN PSP! Feli: I dun wan PSP already.. I DUNWAN I dUNWAN Ken2: *tsk* -.- Ber playing PSP happily Eve eating nuggets happily Feli playing DS ------------all by ken2-------------- Labels: random crap eyes sparkled at 2:11 PM Friday, November 02, 2007
this morning while walkin to school ber and me had a damn wierd conversation Ber: nw a days backstreet boys the song nt nice already. they are like singin ballad songs. me: ya. westlife also now sing oldies. Ber: last time the songs they sing way nicer lor.. they old liao.. me: haha ya next time u see BLACK EYE PEAS singing accapella. clay aiken singing Heavy metal rock. Avril lavigne singing oldies. Ber: EMINEM (or how u spell it) wears TUTU dancing ballet. then both of us started laughin all the way to class.. damn we are getting old yo! oh ya.. ber was arguing the other day with me.. Ber: eh i got my prawn cracker to eat later. me: good for you. Ber: eh prawn cracker is made from potato. me: no its made of PRAWN.. its prawn cracker for a reason.... BER: NOOO its made of potato!! me: it made from PRAWN.... ber: later go cheers check!!!!!! me: ok lets go! *storms in to cheers laughin randomly takin a packet of prawn cracker* me: see its not made of potato.. and moments ago... ber: and prawn cracker is made of WHEAT FLOUR... not potato... ber: its wheat flour... its wheat flour!!!!!!!!!!!!! me: ok whatever .. its made of potato.. ber: its wheat flour... its wheat flour!!!!!!!!!!!!! i m dumb but u r dumb tooo.. me: ok whatever. Labels: random crap eyes sparkled at 8:41 AM |
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